For $10,000,Get a Green Jag

"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213) 05/16/2014 at 17:21 • Filed to: Donk, NPOCP, Craigslist, Jag

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Have you ever sat up late at night, wishing for a 2003 Jaguar X Type but had to steer clear because it was too subtle and not flashy enough? Then this seller has just what you need! A 2003 X Type riding on 26" DUB Spinners for $10,000! So, what do you think? NPOCP?

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The ad claims that this Jag only has 60,000 miles on it. It features Candy Slime green paint, green neon, and painted rim inserts. The 26" dubs do spin too! 6 TVs are scattered throughout the TV, and all doors are fiberglassed with built in speakers. 4 subwoofers fill the trunk. The interior is all leather; but no word on if its original or not.

One of the best parts about owning one is the attention. You will get to hang out with other donk enthusiasts like shown in this pic. For $10,000, you aren't just buying a car, you are buying a membership to an exclusive club!

So, what do you think? NPOCP for this lifted green Jag?

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Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 05/16/2014 at 17:23

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So cool you have to push it in the parking spot.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/16/2014 at 17:24

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He should be careful though! He may trip on his pants. Maybe thats why he needs to sell the car.. he can't afford a belt!

Your boy, BJR > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 05/16/2014 at 17:24

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That is a bad donk.

good donk

GREAT donk.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Your boy, BJR 05/16/2014 at 17:26

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Maybe you can buy this and park it next to that beautiful Explorer from last night

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 05/16/2014 at 17:26

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Just get jeans That's what I wear and I don't use a belt. Also maybe his dick is so big he needs pants that big.

PS9 > Your boy, BJR 05/16/2014 at 17:26

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Both of those are awful.

ddavidn > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 05/16/2014 at 17:28

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There's a guy that lives somewhere near me who has a 750 that's bright green and has green wheels. Luckily, the wheels are only 20"s.

Your boy, BJR > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 05/16/2014 at 17:31

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No. I wouldn't be caught dead in that jaguar.

Your boy, BJR > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/16/2014 at 17:31

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Well……it IS a jaguar.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Your boy, BJR 05/16/2014 at 17:32

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But his headlights are working. Electrical components of JAAAAAGS never work.

Your boy, BJR > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/16/2014 at 17:33

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Idk, maybe fucking witchcraft is to blame. He does kinda look like harry potter.

davedave1111 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 05/16/2014 at 17:37

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I've heard the baggy pants thing explained as being because in the PJ's you wear hand-me-downs from your older brothers, and if the pants are much too large for you, it's because your bros are really massive and scary. In the case pictured, I guess he's really proud of his bro the obese midget.

davedave1111 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 05/16/2014 at 17:47

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I actually really like that candy green paintjob on the X-Type. Reminds me a bit of the 'MG' Rover 75.

Regular 75 was a proper old man car:

And then there was the MG version:

Oh, and have a ZT-T in black, because why not:

A proper manual, RWD, V8 estate car. They sold about three. You lot won't buy manuals, we won't buy V8s.

T5Killer > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 05/16/2014 at 18:02

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The first time I saw a Donk it was at a Checker auto parts and they carried Donk magazine I was convinced it was April fools issue from another car magazine. It was years before a real one showed up in the lowrider infested southwest.

Alex B > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 05/16/2014 at 18:11

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